Introducing "The P.I.G. Method: How To Craft Punched-In-The-Gut Copy And Cash-Sucking Stories That Have Them BEGGING To Buy From You."

Hey! It's Chris!

And after doing a bunch of these consultations where I kept messing up and forgetting to lay out EXACTLY HOW AMAZING this offer is…

I just wrote this BEAST of a letter that goes into EXACTING detail about WHAT P.I.G. is…

EXACTLY what you will learn and how it will transform your copywriting skills and your profits…

EXACTLY what each of the bonuses are and why they are INSANELY VALUABLE…

And what EXACTLY is going to happen to YOU if you become one of my mentees and get to go around saying they have been PERSONALLY taught by Chris "Mr. Moneyfingers" Haddad. (Drop that name, damn it. It'll make you WAY more money. Heck, just saying you are in the group will let you raise your fees.)

So, here we go!

Read away!

Here's EXACTLY what you're going to get in The P.I.G. Method and how it's going to change your business and change your life FOREVER =-)

What is "The P.I.G. Method?

The P.I.G. Method (which stands for "Punched In The Gut" is the copywriting and storytelling course folks have literally been BEGGING me to create for something like TEN FREAKING YEARS.

It's the culmination of my 18 years as an "Elite" direct response copywriter in a FREAKISH number of niches and is where I reveal the deep and crazy secrets I've used to understand the market on a downright DISTURBING level which has allowed me to DOUBLE and in some cases QUADRUPLE the conversion on projects I work on… turning a lot of projects into COLD TRAFFIC MONSTERS… transforming "So So" offers into Clickbank Number ones and making a LOT of people HORRIFYINGLY RICH along the way (heck, it's made me MILLIONS too. Which is great!)

The key to The P.I.G. Method is learning what I call "deep empathy" which allows you to CONNECT with your market deeper than any other copywriter or marketer out there, giving you a RIDICULOUS unfair advantage in the market.

Here's a few examples of what The P.I.G. Method has accomplished for me, my clients and folks who have learned from me.

What's IN the P.I.G. Method?

The main P.I.G. Method training is broken down into TWO modules (or halves).

Module 1 is called "Mind Reading Your Market" and it's where I open up my brain and teach you my entire step-by-step process for understanding your market on a truly PRIMAL level that goes WAY beyond the standard "create an avatar" kind of thing.

My "12 Haddonic Apostles" (who were the first 12 people allowed into the group so they could review it - if you go to our pre-launch FB group and look in "Media" you can see their breathless, overwhelmingly positive reviews) all say that this has been the most PROFOUND dive into human psychology, behavior and motivation they have EVER seen in any kind of marketing or copywriting course.

(They also say the videos are HILARIOUS and fun to watch which makes DOWNLOADING what I'm teaching into your brains WAY easier.)

Mind Reading Your Market is broken down into FOUR distinct lessons…

1. Lesson one is where I explain the truth about PRIMAL, EVOLUTIONARY emotions, WHY stories are the "operating system of the human mind," what TRULY motivates people (and why most copywriting programs have NO IDEA what makes people REALLY buy and where I talk you through story after story about times the P.I.G. method has DRAMATICALLY increased conversions and made MILLIONS for offer owners.

Actually, some of the letters I talk about in that lesson are:

Power 4 Home which I used the P.I.G. Method on years ago to raise conversions on a "pretty good" letter by over 70% literally over night…

Simply by using my "Benefit Transformation" technique to change the letter from being about "saving money on power" to make it about a man PROTECTING HIS FAMILY.

That letter became a Clickbank Number 1 for TWO FREAKING YEARS because of The P.I.G. Method and (this is true) only lost its top spot because my client GOT OVERWHELMED BY THE FREAKISH SUCCESS OF AN OFFER MAKING 2 - 4 THOUSAND sales a day.

Flat Belly Fix where I turned a "get abs" product into a story about a man going on a MISSION to save his wife and his marriage and getting the love of his life back after a horrible car accident…

THAT letter ALSO became a Clickbank Number 1 for OVER A YEAR and turned my client Todd Lamb from a poor cop into a multi millionaire who flies helicopters!

Capture His Heart And Make Him Love You Forever where I took one of my own "standard benefit" VSL scripts from years ago and applied the P.I.G. Method to (this is no lie) LITERALLY QUADRUPLE conversions over night.

And several more (several more MANY MILLION DOLLAR SELLERS.)

2. Lesson 2 is called "The Deep, Irrational Desires of Your Market" and it's where I give you my suite of Psychological Tools that will allow you to PENETRATE through surface level "wants" to get to the anxiety, agony and wonder that your customers have BUBBLING in their hearts all day, every day…

So many copywriters get this stuff COMPLETELY wrong and it costs them SO MUCH MONEY and SO MUCH in fees they could charge.

Seriously, Pauline Longdon says this is a "Master Class in Emotion" and that learning a version of this stuff from me years ago has completely transformed her career.

3. Lesson 3 is where I reveal the incredible power of using The 7 Deadly Sins to instantaneously discover your markets true (and dark) desires even if you have no experience in a niche at all… even if you have the understanding of people of a dead rat…

Its basically "Plug and Play Emotion Crack" for your VSL's and sales letter.

Actually, I don't know if you know the guys from VShred but they told me when I talked at Copy Accelerator that discovering a previous (and far inferior) version of this tool from a speech I did years ago IS WHAT GAVE THEM THE PSYCHOLOGICAL and EMOTIONAL JUICE to create a company that does OVER $100 MILLION a year (and it only took a few years.)

4. Lesson 4 is called "The Empathy Game" and it's where I explain the the TRUE meaning of empathy… help you get more deeply in touch with your own light and dark emotions, dreams and fears and give you a simple exercise where I use hypnotic principles.

For instance, do you know the REAL reason I've sold over 100,00 Text Your Ex Back program?

It's because I know the REAL hot button for that market is NOT getting their ex back… No… it's getting their ex to BEG to get THEM back. And THAT understanding is what made TXB DESTROY every other ex back product on the market (and that offer was a CB top 10 for like 5 freaking years.)

See most people get the very IDEA of empathy completely wrong, but I use "Method Acting For Marketers" to help you psychologically TRANSFORM into your prospect so you FEEL what they are feeling even if you're a 5 foot tall 25 year old woman and you're selling to overweight, conservative men. (My ability to "transform" myself into a 40 year old woman with a broken heart is what made me a MILLIONAIRE in my Digital Romance business.)

By the end of Module one you will have almost-psychic super powers when it comes to understanding your market and will see dramatic increases in conversions even if you never got to the 2nd half.

Module 2 is where I reveal The P.I.G. Method Action Beat Map and flat out GIVE YOU my complete storytelling and creating formula that I've used to crank out P.I.G. stories SHOCKINGLY quickly (and dramatically increasing conversions every time.)

In Module 2, I'll teach you…

  • How to decide who the hero/narrator of your story is… why having the "product creator" as the hero is sometimes a RELALY bad idea and the EXACT 4 types of heroes you should use in a P.I.G. story and (and this is really valuable) EXACTLY what story you tell for each type of hero (messing this up and using the wrong hero for your product can literally destroy your sales.)
  • How to discover the VILLAINS of your story… the simple method that allows you to discover who your market feels OPPRESSED by… why everyone has a VICTIM MENTALITY and how to use that to make buying your product feel like an HONORABLE and NECESSARY thing to do in the fight against "EVIL" (seriously.)
  • A REALLY BIG ONE — Next I'll teach you how to determine what the MOMENT OF CRISIS and P.I.G. Line that opens your story and hooks your reader should be.

    If I'm famous for anything in this business, it's these PIG LINES that use deep emotional hooks to force your project to watch your video or read your letter.

You know, lines like "He kissed me like his sister and I knew I was alone again" from Make Him Worship You, "Talk Dirty To me he said on our one year anniversary" from Language of Desire," "Daddy I'm Cold" from Power 4 Home, "She Woke Up Screaming, That's what I remember the most. That's what shattered my heart into pieces" from Flat Belly Fix and MANY more.

I'll teach you EXACTLY how to determine the most POWERFUL and EMOTIONALLY DRAMATIC Moment of Crisis you can… why sometimes a chipped nail is more DRAMATIC than a car crash… and why a CONVERSION MULTIPLYING P.I.G. story is NEVER about what "happens" and ALWAYS about how "what happens" EMOTIONALLY impacts the narrator.

THEN I walk you through the exact process for converting the Moment of Crisis into your own "P.I.G. Line" that tells the whole story up until now in just a few words. It's a damn art. It's hard. But I will teach you exactly how to do it.

From there I'll teach you how to:

  • "Set the Table" for the big CHOICE your narrator will make to TAKE CONTROL of their life and solve their BIG PROBLEM…
  • Bring your narrator to an emotional place where they must make The Choice to either GIVE up and accept that their BIG PROBLEM will never be solved, or get up and GO OUT TO CHANGE THE WORLD (which creates incredible ADMIRATION in your prospect so they want your narrator to LEAD them)…
  • How to create the right "Dead Ends" where the VILLAINS of your story do everything they can to DEFEAT your Hero…
  • How to make the HOOK and MECHANISM of your offer into "Secrets and Magic" that fundamentally transforms the hero… their way of looking at the world… and incredibly SOLVES their Big Problem in a way that dramatically raises your prospect's feeling of HOPE.
  • The exact AMAZING RESULTS your prospect gets, that RELIEVES their terrible anxiety and low self esteem and gives them both what they THINK they want and what they REALLY want (even though they have no idea what that is… but you do because I give you the TOOLS…
  • How to "Let The Secret Get Out" so it transforms the lives of the Hero's friends, family and those who admire them… PROVING that your incredible product works for a wide range of people and "Broadening the Lust" for it.

    From there you PITCH the offer and used the Emotional Callback to future pace your product to their "Dream World" so it's literally PAINFUL not to buy.

    THEN I give you an AMAZING lesson where I show you, step-by-step, word by word how to add EMOTIONAL DRAMA into your writing so prospects are swept away by your words, even if you had the emotional intelligence of Lt. Data before you met me.

    WHEW!

Here's My Promise To You…

If you go through the P.I.G. Method, give yourself over to what I teach you, DO THE HOMEWORK and use your ACCESS TO ME to pick my brain and get feedback you will have a nuclear missile attached to your keyboard that allows you to "Blow Up" prospect's and create INSANE emotional desire for what you sell. (Seriously. Look how I got folks so hopped up on goofballs during my initial launch of this program. It was nuts!)

But That's Not All! I've Also Got INSANELY Valuable Bonuses For You (Seriously, this package is absolutely crazy.)

Bonus 1 is my complete "VSL Workshop Course."

"VSL Workshop" was the very first marketing course I ever created…

I did it once ten years ago, changed the lives and careers of my students and then got WAY too busy being Michael Fiore and getting sick to ever do it again…

While P.I.G. focuses on EMOTIONAL DEPTH and STORIES, VSL Workshop gives you the "Haddad Version" of copy and sales video fundamentals…

That means in VSL Workshop you get to discover…

  • The THREE most powerful ways to OPEN your VSL (while the PIG line lead is VERY powerful and your VSL NEEDs to have PIG line to open the story section of your VSL, there are many cases (and certain niches) where you have to have the right to truly get the sale.
  • How to write "Haddad Style Bullets" that drag your prospects towards the sale like a tractor beam (and NOBODY writes bullets using the profound psychological formula I do)…
  • How to choose what bonuses will MULTIPLY the value of your offer… Where and WHEN in your letter to present your bonuses…. How much copy to have in your bonuses how most copywriters MESS BONUSES UP so that they DETRACT from the sale and what "perceived value" to give each bonus.
  • The Art of Price Justification and how to use "apples to oranges" comparisons to make even the most expensive product seem like a ridiculous steal…
  • The Crossroads Close and how to use it to transport your reader to two different worlds… one where their life continues on the painful path it's on now… and another where they live a life of POWER and HAPPINESS where they go to bed every night GRATEFUL that they gave you their money.

    And MUCH more. Including EVERY SINGLE webinar session and call I did when I created this course.

    VSL Workshop was $1,500 when I first released it and that was WAY too cheap. But I didn't have quite the name I have now.

Bonus 2 is my COMPLETE Chris "Mr. Moneyfingers" Haddad SWIPE FILE where I flat out GIVE YOU every piece of copy I've written that I can find on my computer! (It's a LOT.)

If you aren't SALIVATING at this then I don't think you should call yourself a copywriter anymore.

Here's the deal: Many folks have been SCOURING the internet for some of my older and more POWERFUL letters for YEARS with no luck…

BUT as part of this course I decided to "Open The Kimono" and give you EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF COPY I HAVE WRITTEN OVER THE LAST 16 YEARS ON MY COMPUTER…

EVERY SINGLE ONE…

That means...

  • ALL of my VSL and sales letter scripts…
  • ALL of my AR and broadcast EMAILS.
  • MULTIPLE VERSIONS of some of my biggest and best letters so you can see how the TRANSFORM during the process.
  • The very first sales letter I ever wrote (and man you can learn a lot from that if you compare it to what I do now)…

And HUNDREDS OF PAGES of other stuff that you can go through at your leisure to LEARN my techniques, copy the DEEP STRUCTURE of my work (but not the exact words. Don't steal) and MUCH, MUCH more.

I've NEVER given ANYONE the chance to get this before, but it's easily worth $10k or more to motivated copywriters who know diamonds when they see them.

Bonus 3 is DIRECT ACCESS TO ME through the P.I.G. Buyer's ONLY Facebook Group.

Listen, I know what you REALLY want is my personal attention so I can look at what you're doing, give you feedback, help you really get into the EMOTIONS of your market, flat out TELL YOU what the emotional drivers of your niche are (I lay out the EXACT emotions for 4 niches in P.I.G. and I'll do more as we go forward) and more.

If you are a P.I.G. BUYER all you have to do is post in the group, interact with your fellow Piggies and I'll personally answer all of your questions.

Bonus 4 is FIVE Multi-Hour LIVE calls with me and your fellow Piggies where I will do LIVE hotseats (where I rip apart your copy and massively improve it - I charge $3k an hour to do consults and you'll get WAY more than that value here.)

Every other week for TEN weeks we will do these calls and I will STAY ON THE LINE UNTIL I COLLAPSE OR YOU ARE SATISFIED. I'm aiming to overdeliver in a way that EMBARRASSES every other marketing and copy "guru" out there.

Bonus 5 is SIX "Deep Dives" into my biggest and most profitable letters where I spend OVER AN HOUR EACH going through the copy WORD BY WORD and LINE BY LINE.

I explain EXACTLY why each sentence is composed like it is… why each WORD is chosen… what EMOTIONS I am massaging in the prospect… how and WHY the moment of crisis and P.I.G. line were chosen… HOW each bullet was chosen… WHY the price is what it is…MAN, it's EVERYTHING.

I have given Deep Dives like this to my Affiliates in the past and have been told OVER and OVER "Chris, this video is better than most $2k courses out there, it's AMAZING." (Completely true. If I had time I would go find their messages =-))

"OK, Chris, That Is An Absolutely Insane Offer, But How Much Does It Cost?"

Listen: I get why you're asking that question because if I was in your position I would be asking it too (OK, Russel Brunson and other big wigs who bought P.I.G. already aren't asking that at al because they KNOW what it is worth and the MILLIONS they are going to make with it.)

But it's actually the WRONG question.

The RIGHT question is how much HIGHER are your conversions going to be when you KNOW HOW TO DO THIS?

What kind of UNFAIR ADVANTAGE are you going to have if you get in under our student limit and UNDERSTAND the market better than ANYONE (except me) and certainly better than they understand themselves…

How much MORE are you going to be able to CHARGE as a copywriter because you will get to say you were personally trained by Chris Haddad and are applying my insanely profitable secrets, formulas and methods?

Pauline Longdon was a mentee of mine years ago. She says learning from me was THE KEY to her getting to the "Next Level" of copywriting… that I opened doors into human emotion for her that she never knew existed… that she has MULTIPLIED her income because of the technique and tools I got her (and that she's a little mad that I'm letting you have a shot at this because she wanted to keep it for herself.)

SERIOUSLY, think about it for a minute. Take it seriously.

I've told you stories about how I have used The P.I.G. Method to DOUBLE and even QUADRUPLE conversions…

How I made $400k as FREELANCER and for 6 hours work when I rewrote Power 4 Home…

How I QUADRUPLED conversions over night on Capture His Heart…

How I BOOSTED The Pimsleur Approach letter by 20%… which doesn't SEEM like a lot until you find out they could NEVER beat that control for TEN YEARS until Dan sold the company and it turned into TENS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS of additional sales.

But this isn't about ME! It's about YOU and your FUTURE and your WEALTH that will keep you safe in a pretty crazy world.

You know what? I'm not really a money motivated person. I don't live high on the hog. I drive a Subaru.

To me money isn't about showing off and getting STUFF (though if that's what you want, you'll be able to get all the STUFF you want when you learn from me)…

NO, to me Money is about SAFETY for me and my wife and our little dog.

We all watch the news. We all know how scary it is out there and the fact is as time goes on the valley between the "Haves" and the "Have Nots" is just gonna get wider and wider until it's the Grand Canyon…

And it SUCKS that the world is this way. It SUCKS, but the fact is if you LEARN WHAT I WILL TEACH YOU you will have more "armor" against the horrors of the world because at the end of the day making more money and having a SKILL that will NEVER be replaced by AI (because AI sucks at emotion and stories and always will) is going to PROTECT YOU and the people you LOVE in a way simply nothing else in the world can.

And that's not hyperbole. That's not just marketing talk. That's the absolute truth and we both know it.

So ask yourself…

If getting into P.I.G. so you get to LEARN and ABSORB and USE this stuff and to have ME right there IN YOUR CORNER mentoring you through the FB group and the calls using my 18 years and HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS of experience (which made me a multi-millionaire in my early thirties and PROTECTED ME and KEPT ME ALIVE while I got horrifyingly sick becausehellip; If I Was Not Rich I Would DEFINITELY Be DEAD by now. No joke. Ask my wife…

Anyway…

I don't know if learning this stuff is going to DOUBLE or QUADRUPLE your conversions like it has for me…

BUT I DO know it is going to PUSH you to that next level.

I mean, think about it…

Even if you "only" get a 20% overall BOOST in the way your copy converts from P.I.G., how much will that be WORTH to you over the course of your career?

It'll be worth a HELL of a lot more than just adding 20% to your income (though that alone would make the enrollment fee RIDICULOUSLY cheap)…

Because the fact is that marketing, especially on cold traffic, is a battle of inches and fingernails…

I've swum in these vicious waters for YEARS and YEARS and I have WON BATTLE after BATTLE because I know this stuff.

And when it comes to direct marketing and cold traffic, "just" a 20% boost in your conversions is the difference between a COLD TRAFFIC MONSTER that gets TONS of affiliates who are DESPERATE to give you their cash…

Pulling in sometimes THOUSANDS of sales a day (which feels great) and makes MILLIONS of dollars in shockingly little time…

And an "also ran" offer that piddles along and just plain DIES no matter how much of your heart, soul and energy you put into it.

Oh, and I'll give you this amazing ability to raise your rates, improve your conversions on your own offers, RAISE your income to provide for and PROTECT your family in a messed up world… WITHOUT having to LIE or give up your ethics and your SOUL along the way…

Because there are REAL PEOPLE reading your copy and and watching your VSL's with REAL hopes and dreams and fears just like you have…

And I KNOW you don't want to be "Sleazy" like so many "Black hat" marketers are.

And with P.I.G., YOU DO NOT HAVE TO to get crazy good conversions and make a ton of cash.

So, thinking about THAT… about your FAMILY, your CAREER, your very future… How much will it be WORTH to you not just now, but over the rest of your life to be one of my students?

The math isn't hard. It's shockingly easy.

It's almost a LOCK that you will make the enrollment fee back in less than a year. If you have ANY drive at all. If you DO what I say. If you ABSORB what I teach you. If you USE the almost done-for-you tools I've created for you…

To be able to go out there and say you were taught by Chris "Mr. Moneyfingers" Haddad and you have the MAGIC KEYS to his methods that no one else knows.

I mean, minimum if you do the work and hustle, I'm betting you get TENS of thousands of dollars more over the next year…

HUNDREDS of thousands of dollars over the next few years…

And yes, MILLIONS of dollars over the rest of your life.

OR…

Maybe you'll be one of my GOLDEN students who go off and see their careers BLOW UP like mine did in my early thirties so you get to experience what it's like to make MILLIONS per year.

THINK ABOUT THAT.

Do the math in our head.

Got it?

OK.

Russell Brunson was one of the first people to grab P.I.G. and is DEVOURING it like a kid getting his first birthday cake since his parent's divorce (what???)

David Deutsche JUST enrolled as I'm writing this…

Pauline Longdon snagged it as fast as she can…

AND there's MANY more I can't check right now because we are mid launch?

THESE people are ALREADY really good at marketing and copywriting but they opened their wallets without even a breath because they KNOW they will be THAT MUCH BETTER with P.I.G.

Heck, a lot of big muckity muck marketers have asked me to do this FOR YEARS and offers me LOTS of money but I said NO because I was sick and depressed and slightly insane. (More than slightly.)

I charge AT LEAST $3k an HOUR to get on the phone and do consults and tear downs (And you'll have the chance to have me do that at no additional charge on our calls and in the FB group)…

I mean, heck, how much is it worth to you to be able to rub shoulders with the MILLIONAIRES and marketing GODs who are going to be your PEERS in P.I.G.?

LISTEN: If I've learned ANYTHING in my career it's that you have to INVEST in yourself if you want to get to that next level.

When I was in my early thirties before I really "took off" I paid Jeff Walker $5k I barely had to join his "Product Launch Manager" group (and a lot more later on)…

Not only did I LEARN A TON FROM JEFF and get to say I was one of his students, but being in his orbit is what changed my life and made me RICH.

See, getting in with Jeff like that eventually led to me speaking on his stage at PLF live.

Being on the PLF live stage led to a PR agent saying she wanted to put me on TV, which led to me going on "The Rachael Rae Show" which led to me going from making $300k as a copywriter one year to $1.8 MILLION a year later. (And over $2 mil for several years after that until I got really sick and the money I had made and saved SAVED MY DAMN LIFE.)

You can't nickel and dime your way to massive success. You have to be BOLD and BELIEVE IN YOURSELF and TAKE THE LEAP.

So… if you've been following along, you already know the enrollment fee for P.I.G.

It's $5,997 and if you've seen the reviews from our first 12 (which are INSANELY positive) you know that's damn PITTANCE (and a bit CHEAPER than I initially did in the launch since I've lowered the number of calls that come with the offer.)

Go watch the vids in the FB group if you're not convinced. Listen to Adrew and Andre and Andrea (Yeah, I know) and Mony and Pauline and Russel And Lukas.

I did not coach ANY of them on what to say just like I didn't coach any of the MOUNTAIN of testimonials I got from Parris Lampropolous and John Carlton and David Deutsche and Stefan Georgi and Perry Belcher and…

OH, MAN, THERE ARE SO MANY!!

And they all, completely independently without me telling them in any way what to say said the SAME thing over and over… every single one...

They ALL said that Chris Haddad is the most powerful user of EMOTION and STORIES in copy alive… and quite possibly the best at INJECTING EMOTIONAL TRUTH and EMPATHY into copy of all time.

EVERY SINGLE ONE.

You KNOW I'm the real deal because the proof is overwhelming and undeniable.

You KNOW that P.I.G. is the REAL DEAL because the reviews from folks who have GONE THROUGH IT ARE LITERALLY INSANE.

I KNOW you believe in me…

And if you're reading this… if you're feeling this DESIRE for this but have this DOUBT that YOU are good enough… that YOU can get to that next level…

STOP IT because I believe in you!

I know, I know, I'm Chris Fucking Haddad but I have the imposter complex like everybody else. When I was younger I thought I SUCKED in every way possible.

Heck, in my 20's I thought I'd never make more the $40k a year.

And now I make MANY MANY TIMES that (even though I barely worked at all the last 5 years because of my health issues. Health issues that would have made me homeless, in a mental hospital or DEAD if I didn't have that money to PROTECT me and my wife.

I was RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE ONCE UPON A TIME.

And while you're not going to be "The Next Chris Haddad" I'm telling you right now you don't WANT to be.

And I don't want you to be.

I want you to build a TOWERING reputation as the first YOU.

I want you to find your OWN VOICE as a copywriter so your copy LEAPS off the page and people KNOW you wrote it from the first page.

I want to UNLEASH your creativity so you're not "swiping" (or stealing) all the time but you are CREATING your own emotionally GRIPPING and HIGH CONVERTING copy while being your true and authentic self.

That's what I want for you.

That's what my students are going to learn and what they are going to get.

OK???

OK???

Oh, Yeah, And Here's Your Guarantee…

Take the plunge and ENROLL in the P.I.G. Method either with the single pay or multi-pay.

Go through the course as many time as you need to for this stuff to truly "sink in" and become part of your copywriting DNA…

Go through VSL Workshop and learn the CRAFT that goes into a powerful offer and USE IT.

FEAST on the Ultimate Haddad Swipe file and see how my copy has CHANGED and EVOLVED.

Post and ask questions in the private Facebook group.

BRAG to your clients that you are learning from Chris Haddad.

DEVOUR the "Deep Dives" which are each a master class of their own.

SHOW UP for the calls every other week for 2 and a half MONTHS.

TAKE ADVANTAGE of this opportunity in every way possible. Use me and what you get from me.

BOND with your fellow students and become a FAMILY together...

Rub elbows with all the "big wigs" and millionaires who have already enrolled.

DO ALL THAT. LEARN THIS STUFF ON A DEEP LEVEL because once you learn it I can never take it away from you.

If you do all that and at the end of our time together, you truly don't think P.I.G. is worth TEN TIMES what you are investing in it…

Then just message me privately on Facebook or the private email address I will give you and I will give you a FULL refund and we will part as friends.

If that's not FAIR I don't know what is.

Alright, this has gotten long but it's IMPORTANT that you hear all this because if you MISS OUT on this it is going to HURT.

In fact…

You're at a crossroads in your life and your career right now and if you think about it, you really just have two options.

Option 1 is to give up on YOURSELF, convince YOURSELF you don't have what it takes and leave this page.

And if you want to do that, you can. If you want to let a few thousands bucks SABOTAGE YOUR CAREER and your FUTURE…

If you want to feel POWERLESS to feel safe as the world gets crazier and crazier because you don't have the RESOURCES you need to protect yourself and your family…

So you live in horrible debt…

If you want to EAT YOUR INTESTINES ALIVE as you watch my students do backflips of joy at what they learn and how it impacts their income, conversions and career…

Fine.

But you know what?

If you were wiling to just "Give up" you wouldn't have read this whole letter. No way.

You came this far down because you emotionally NEED this and you are just looking for some way to quiet the FEAR you have in your mind and to have me show you that this really is an INSANE opportunity that may never come along again.

Because I have no idea IF I will ever do this again and if I do I have no idea WHEN.

I might get sick again.

I might have mental health problems again.

I might get shiny object syndrome and make so much money on other projects that I feel like teaching is a waste of time.

ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN.

If I DO offer this again, it will probably cost a BUNCH more because I will have more INSANE reviews and testimonial.

And it's gonna be MONTHS or even a year maybe until I do…

MONTHS or a YEAR where you are down there with the "Ho Hum" copywriters while MY students EVOLVE into their most powerful marketing selves.

How much is THAT going to cost you?

How much?

Think about it. Go into that nightmare. Count the dimes and dollars.

And then consider…

Option 2: Click either the full pay or multi pay below.

Go enter your credit card info or use PayPal.

GET IN NOW WHILE YOU CAN BECAUSE ON DECEMBER 6TH, THIS WILL CLOSE DOWN LIKE GARAGE DOOR CRUSHING THE SPINE OF A CRAWLING THIEF.

And you WILL be left out.

And you WILL most likely BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT it as you watch my students go to the damn MOON.

That's it. That's all I have to say (and this is WAY longer than I meant, but it's important.)

Now take a deep breath and click the link below NOW.

If you run into payment problems with Clickbank or YOUR bank, email me DIRECTLY at chris@thepigmethod.com

Heck, when you do, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER and we will get in touch directly if we need to. The moment you send that email your spot will be "locked in" no matter what.

But BELIEVE in yourself, dammit.

I know EXACTLY what it's like not to.

I WAS you once upon a time, looking up at the copywriting greats in awe and thinking they had some magic I didn't.

And I was wrong. All I needed was the right teachers.

Well, the right teacher is right here talking to you right now.

So what are you going to do?

I really hope you make the smart choice before we close down.

If you're seeing this letter in an email or I posted it on FB or something, just go to https://thepigmethod.com RIGHT NOW to see if space is still available.

We had a bunch of folks have payment problems when we opened and those people are joining as fast as they can as we take care of them.

So take action. Be bold. Become a mentee of Chris "Mr. Moneyfingers" Haddad and I personally promise I will MASSIVELY over deliver and do EVERYTHING I CAN to help you succeed with P.I.G.

And if you get in and it turns out this just isn't a fit for you? You'll get your money back with no hard feelings at all.

OK?

I want this for you. I want to guide you. Take the plunge. Find a way to do it the same way I found a way to invest in a relationship with Jeff Walker all those years ago (which led to me becoming wealthy in shockingly little time.)

We will WORK with you to make the payments work.

Now got to https://thepigmethod.com (Or scroll down if you're on the page) and do what you so desperately want to do. Let me bring you UP to the level you deserve.

Best,

Chris "Mr. Moneyfingers" Haddad
World Class Copywriter
Master of Emotional Copy
The Best Storytelling Copywriter In The World

And…

Hopefully…

Your new mentor and your new friend.

P.S.

I've had several entrepreneur friends ask if they can buy this and have their in house copywriter or business partner share it with them and the answer is YES.

You may share your enrollment in P.I.G. with ONE other person who is either your business or life partner or an employee...

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS YOU WANT ANSWERED, EMAIL ME at chris@thepigmethod.com or TEXT ME DIRECTLY at 206-550-5558.

Yes, that's my real number. DO NOT ABUSE IT but if you need a question answered to take the plunge I AM HERE.

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"If anyone is able to take a story and make it completely pop out of your screen so you can't stop reading it, it's Chris Haddad. And everyone knows that. He's absolutely amazing, and I'm very excited for his course." -Chrissa Benson

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"I can always tell if it's Chris's work because it starts off with the lead where the story just sucks you in. And it continues to build until it reaches that final climax. And that final climax is when your customer finally buys. I've told Chris that I want to be the first one to purchase his program. I can't wait to get it. I'm kind of hoping nobody else gets it because I want all these secrets to myself." -John Rowley

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"I am at a carnival, which is the perfect place to talk about Chris' sales copy, because his copy is like a wild ride with rusty bolts. Very few people have stood out like Chris then and now as someone who can keep their reader glued to the page and get them very hot for the product. So if you're looking to learn how to write more emotional copy and take your storytelling to the next level, of course you can't do better than my man, money fingers, Chris Haddad." -Kevin Rogers

"I don't know many other writers who think about copy this way. Looking beyond words and product descriptions, Chris figures out the core emotional communication FIRST, then builds everything else around that. It's how Chris writes copy that connects directly to his target, through their eyeballs, bypassing the brains, and squishes their HEARTS. And that's why most copywriters are a dime-a-dozen, but Chris is a diamond." -Colin Theriot

"I've made millions of dollars over the years as both a product owner and as an affiliate marketer, and I've learned a lot from Chris. I couldn't recommend him and his copywriting training any more highly." -Mark Ling

"Chris is honestly one of the best copywriters I've ever met. Chris taught me when I met him a few years ago that empathy is the key. I mean, both just dealing with people normally, and especially in copywriting, if you can really get in the hearts and minds of your audience, and if you can ascertain their true fears and desires that really makes for good relationships and it makes for amazing copywriting. I really just want to want to recommend Chris and everything he's doing." -Michael Landau Spiers

"I had an event in 2017 in my West Hollywood place. A mastermind, I asked Chris to come out and anchor it, and he really had such an impact on the people who attended. I know a number of specific instances of people that were at the time more in the beginner, getting started, cutting their teeth, where they're now they've had such success and come back to me and said, "Hey, this made such a difference for me in my business, gave me such an edge, really added that mystique to things." I think that Chris has that certain special flare, something that people should really pay attention to. Actually, after that event, I myself really wrote a killer VSL with Ricky Mataka, and it just crushed it. Jump in. Study this guy." -Mike Long

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"Chris Haddad is one of the guys that is in this small group of some of the best copywriters that are around today, who have taken on that next level from practitioner copywriter to professor of copywriting. He just does extraordinary work, and now his work is going to be available for everybody in the industry to tap into. Don't miss out on what he's offering here." -Brian Kurtz

"I had a coaching call with Chris Haddad not too long ago. And I got to tell you, he blew me away. I would say that Chris is probably the best story seller writing copy for story selling than anybody that I know in the business." -David Frey

"He's just one of those guys that I can always go to and has great advice for me on copy and headlines and big ideas for businesses that I'm working on scaling and just a hell of a marketer, hell of a copywriter. I can't recommend Chris enough. And if you have a chance to buy this course, I promise you, you will not be disappointed. It is absolutely lights out." -Nick Coats

"He actually changed my life for the better. He's taught me a couple golden lessons along the way, and I still continue to use a lot of his old videos to teach new copywriters that I'm training, or to refresh my mind in copy. The P.I.G. Method is going to be a game changer. So I'm excited for that launch. I'm excited for Chris and his new journey and I'm really excited to continue to teach any copywriter I come across Chris' teaching." -Robby Amaro

"Don't even think about the money. What you have to think about is the investment. This isn't a cost, you're investing in the future of yourself as a copywriter, as an internet marketer, as someone who has an online business. Don't hesitate. Opportunities only come once in a lifetime, and if this feels right, if this is something that you really want to do, damn, just do it. Figure out how you can do the money, borrow it from a friend. I don't know. I've learned from a lot of copywriters and I really resonate with what Chris is doing and how he tells stories and how he really gets to the emotional side of a story. I think he's got an incredible talent and I don't want to miss out, so I don't want you to miss out either." -Shannon McCaffery

"I have a theater room down in my basement and I literally, on the big screen, will put up a VSL and I'll watch it. I literally get a bowl of popcorn and I sit there and eat it while I'm taking notes. I'm watching the same way someone might watch the Titanic or watching a Marvel movie or whatever. The same way that I consume copy from, in my mind, probably the four or five best writers in the world. And Chris is one of those. Now you have a chance to get his course and understand even deeper the psychology of what he did and why he did it, definitely go down that rabbit hole. Put up on the big screen, get some popcorn, and learn from the best." -Russel Brunson

"Here's the thing. When you go to the movie theater, you sit down, lights go down, picture comes up in the screen. You get transported to a different world. Chris does the same thing with his stories in copy. You would be wise to learn from him." -David Garfinkle

"Chris is someone I've looked up to from the beginning of my journey as a copywriter. He is a master at punch-in-the-gut, emotional type of copy. He has sold a gajillion dollars worth of stuff with it for himself. He's helped others and there's nobody better. I mean, it is a no-brainer to grab anything that Chris is teaching to listen to him to use that. It's like a sacred text. It's like a divine spirit coming down from the heavens to give us mortals something. It's unreal that he's even doing this. You need to get anything Chris puts out." -Stefan Georgi

"How good is his copyrighting chops and his copyrighting method? Well, I'll tell you: I've been around the best of the best for the past two decades, and Chris is one of the absolute most effective copywriters on the planet today, especially when it comes to VSL copy, and especially when it comes to prodding and pushing your prospects' emotions. His method, the P.I.G. Method, is one of the most effective methods for driving sales that I have seen today. His program absolutely gets my highest level of endorsement, and I have no doubt that when you dig in, you'll learn his method and you deploy it in your copy, you're going to make a heck of a lot more money." -Todd Brown

"So I just want to say with Chris, there's no question. Apply what he teaches. You'll see better conversion rates. You'll see a better return on investment, better open rates, whatever it is that you're trying to accomplish in your business, you'll see a night and day difference when it comes to what words to use and in what order. So if you're on the fence, get off of it. Chris's training will make a huge difference in your business." -Adam Murray

"There's only maybe, I don't know, five,10 truly A-list copywriters in the world that have actually sold millions of dollars in different niches on the internet. I like it better when these folks keep their mouth shut and do not spill these secrets. But Chris is going rogue, so I got to give him my blessing. You'd be crazy not to check it out. I guess I'm going to probably have to check it out too." -Craig Clemens

"We've actually hit the INC. 5,000 list of fast growing private companies, three times a in a row. And a lot of it has to do with understanding on a deeper level, the audience and the audience's needs better than anyone else in our marketplace. And Chris can teach you that. Don't walk, run. Make sure you get in that program, understand the way he thinks. Understand the way he writes copy. Understand the way he thinks of product and solutions to your clients and your prospects problems. And it will elevate and skyrocket your success." -Francis Ablola

"I've been a copywriter in the online space since 2008. In that time, my work has generated over $100 million for businesses in over 60 different industries, both direct response and non-direct response traditional businesses. When I'm working on a sales letter that really needs to knock somebody off their axis, it really has to have a story in there that forces the reader or the listener to have an emotional reaction and to really feel something deep inside their gut, I call Chris. Why? Because this is the exact kind of copy that he writes, and he does it better than anybody on the planet." -Josh Rosenberg

"Hey. It's Jon Benson, the creator of the VSL and also the creator of copypro.ai. And I want to say that Chris Haddad is not only a good friend of mine, he is also a huge role model of mine. He is one of the best writers out there, he is a fantastic VSL writer, and the fact that he put out any sort of course at all is grounds to immediately buy it." -Jon Benson

"I had a ClickBank platinum offer two years ago. I had the number one biz offer ClickBank last year. And that's mainly because I followed Chris' essence of copywriting. And that's even without going into the frameworks, without going into his strategies, his mindsets, his methodologies. And that's what I want to say about Chris. Even with the essence, I already got the success I have gotten. I know he's pouring his heart and soul into the program and you learn more than essence. When P.I.G Method comes out, get it man. Get it. And see you succeed beyond your wildest dreams." -Kenneth Yu

"Chris is somebody whose copy and marketing skills I have admired for years and years and years now. He's one of the best living copywriters who was ever alive. He's one of the most skillful storytellers. He's incredibly fun to be around if you ever get the pleasure of meeting him. And any training that Chris is generous enough to put out in the world is something that I am grabbing and studying and implementing immediately." -Laura Catella Georgi

"I'm not going to surprise you by saying that Chris Haddad is a crazy marketing genius. What I learned from him in the Escape Hatch, and just knowing him for over a decade, has up leveled my writing to a degree that it'll never be the same again. He's made it so exciting and powerful and connecting in a way that no other mentor has ever shown me. And I've been doing this for over 20 years. Anything that Chris puts out you've got to gobble up." -Lori Morgan

"I have had the pleasure of knowing Chris Haddad for a very long time, and his copywriting is just mind blowing. Some of the things that he comes up with that I think are potentially insane, for some reason just resonate. It grabs them in, it catches their attention, and they have absolutely no choice but to buy. You would be a fool not to want to learn copywriting from him because he is just one of the best, not just in my industry, which is the dating industry, but across all different industries." -Marni Kinrys

"I've been studying Chris' copy for a long time now, but I always wanted to get some sort of mentorship from him or kind of like get to learn more directly from him. So as soon as I heard that he was launching his big method, I was like, "Oh my God, I don't care how much it costs, I don't care about anything, I just want to be in that group. I want to go through his course as soon as possible." So Chris, can you please launch it already?" -Mony Zarazua

"I actually gave him the moniker of Mr. Money Fingers, and so I still haven't gotten paid any royalties on that throughout the years. But hey, Chris, I still love you. Chris is the bomb. His copy, seriously...it's entertaining, it's gripping, it's challenging, it's in your face and it moves the needle. It makes sales. He is a great teacher and a great human being." -Joe Barton

"There's few people I can say that I've been working with longer, more consistently, and given more money to than Chris Haddad. Consistently, he's helping me learn new things. And I would say if you get an opportunity to work with him, absolutely do it because his time is scarce. You got my wholehearted recommendation that I think it's going to be a great experience." -Brett Alcorn

"I've known Mr. Haddad for about eight years and man, the way that that man's brain works is just absolutely brilliant. . Make sure you join The P.I.G. Method. I don't get anything out of it besides the pure satisfaction, knowing that Chris is getting his brilliance out there. Man, I cannot wait to see what happens next." -Curt Maly

"I actually wanted to talk about Chris's original VSL writing course that I did back in, I think it was probably 2011 or 12, which I was a part of. And obviously Mr. Money Fingers has a name. So I took copious amounts of notes and 10 years on, actually 11 years on, we're in 2021, I'm still using those notes to make hundreds of thousands of dollars for my clients. It's been pretty phenomenal, really. Chris has a unique way of putting the message across. He's got a unique way of teaching and those notes that I took from that original course, I literally laid out, it's very simple. Just follow the system. It's produced hundred of thousands, if not millions of dollars for my clients." -James Klobasa

"He writes those amazing fucking VSLs, which are like emotional porn. The best time to persuade a person is after making him orgasm. And oh boy, Chris knows how to deliver one. The line between ecstasy and agony is extremely blurred, and no one has ever charted this territory as well as Chris did." -Piotr Trzaskowski

"This thing looks insane. Chris, he's an awesome guy. Just a great guy in general, too. I think in the world of, we'll say, internet marketing, whatever you want to call it, that's a trait that's fairly rare these days. You get a lot of crazy people who it's all about the money. And Chris, I know Chris is as much as passionate about the craft as anybody out there. And so I'm excited to see what he is doing here with the P.I.G program and definitely recommend checking it out if you haven't already." -Sean Vosler

"I've heard from several people in the group, two in particular have told me this has transformed their lives and their businesses already, just starting to apply the unique approach and mindset that Chris brings to copy. So I just can't recommend this to anyone highly enough. I'm sure we've all had a situation where someone who is really good at something has tried to teach us that thing. And sometimes they're not a very good teacher. Chris is not that. Chris is very talented at explaining what he does, how he does it, why he does it, how step-by-step he builds incredibly persuasive and influential copy that gets people to buy stuff in many different markets. It's time to buy. Find the button. Click, click, click, buy, buy, buy. Get it." -Stan Dahl

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